Redden Me Up!
of John Moe's book, Conservatize Me: How I Tried to Become a Righty with the Help of Richard Nixon, Sean Hannity, Toby Keith, and Beef Jerky.
- Lived during Tricky Dick's reign: Check
- To get blood pumping with annoyance, fave trick is to listen to Hannity, who never met a liberal guest he couldn't repeatedly interrupt: Check
- See Toby Keith's "Ford Tough!" ads for ass kickin' F150s (these aren't bad; I prefer the spots where Keith makes fun of dopey omega males who drive Silveradoes and Rams): Check
- Eat Beef Jerky: Here I draw the line. I prefer blue state salmon jerky from Trader Joe's: Uncheck