Monday, February 26, 2007

Sean Hannity: Kids, Do Your Homework!

Just in from Fox News: Child development expert Sean Hannity considers a San Francisco school's decision to ban homework except for reading and special projects a bad idea. He wants his kids to do math, reading, "organized sports," and stay away from liberal friends.

When queried by his counterpart Alan Colmes about whether he believes in local control of schools, Hannity shrugged and intoned against "San Francisco values."

In other news, Dinesh D'Souza locates the source of campus left wing ideology in lax parents who didn't get Ashley or Biff to do their times tables and let them play with marbles and read Jacques Derrida instead.