Manning Throws Couch into White River

Indianapolis (AP): Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning was seen yesterday throwing a black leather couch into the White River in downtown Indianapolis.

"It's my Super Bowl couch," the most prolific quarterback in NFL history exclaimed as he pushed it into the freezing water, " and I don't need the dang thing this year."

Manning overcame the jinx of the New England Patriots, silencing those who said he could never win the big one, and now advances to the Super Bowl on February 4.

However, not all were convinced. John Jetzinski of suburban Carmel told a reporter for Eye Witness News that he won't be satisfied until Manning wins the Super Bowl. "After all, this guy usually spends the postseason on his couch. It is a good sign that he ditched it in the river, I suppose."